I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
(via tiffinialexia)
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
(via catsandfangirling)
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
(via catsandfangirling)
You feel about a thousand times better about yourself when you have good eyebrows.
(Source: motherxabyss, via killyourgirlfriend)
i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply
(via tiffinialexia)
Details, details
(via callmedreamy)
(via fackinggcody)
(via girlsloveprettygirls)
(Source: LESBIAN-GALLERY, via bmcay)
